Lilypie Expecting a baby Ticker

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

10 Things not to do whilst pregnant

1 - Walk all the way to daycare in the blazing heat...and walk home again...
2 - worry about saving on petrol so you walk in the heat...
3 - Play wacky races with toy cars down your driveway only to have son fall over laughing at his mum trying to run after them as they go right out into street!!!
4 - Try to put away an old winter quit into the top of your wardrobe and fall off the bloody stool you're on....
5 - Make a large bum shape hold in the plaster board....as you fall
6 - Try to stop yourself with your elbow on window stil...
7 - Try to tape up said bum size hole with a black bag and gaffer tape whilst son stands there trying to poke fingers in hole
8 - Have to close door of bedroom coz son is now obsessed with hole and will not STOP going on about it...alright already so mum's bum is now that big it can go through plaster board!
9 - Clean up after cat that will not stop peeing in our bathroom...anyone want a cat?
10 - Not have any chocolate in house to overcome stock of falling of silly little stool...

that's all folks

PS...am ok...just have a few bruises and a very sore butt

3 comments:

Hippy Witch said...

You poor baby, Im glad you have learnt not to stand on stool and put something up so high, that's not good for you especially when you fall, do you need to have yourself checked. Im glad your elbow didn't go through the window. Buy yourself some chocolate and take the cat to the RSPCA. Love you

Unknown said...

take the cat to the RSPCA and i am trying not to laugh, poor baby. As long as you are ok...Lisa xx

Jewell said...

cant send cat to RSPCA as it would be put down...not sure i can deal with that